Why This Can't Be News:

Oh no, it's a measles outbreak! Because what's more exciting than the possibility of contracting a highly contagious and potentially life-threatening disease? I mean, who needs personal freedom or autonomy when you can risk your health and well-being for the sake of avoiding a few annoying rashes and fevers? And let's be real, getting pregnant while unvaccinated is basically just asking to be a hot mess express. "Oh no, I might get measles and have premature birth or lose my baby!" said every expectant mother who didn't bother to get vaccinated. Meanwhile, 90% of Utahns are all like, "Hey, I'm good with the vaccine, thanks for asking." But hey, at least the health officials are concerned... about how they're going to spin this whole thing and make it sound less catastrophic than it actually is.