Why This Can't Be News:

Oh boy, it's like the world has gone completely DOGE-nuts! So, Trump is threatening to deport Elon Musk because, and I quote, "we might have to put DOGE on Elon"? What does this even mean? Is Trump saying he's going to unleash a giant monster named DOGE on South Africa, forcing Musk to flee back home and abandon his electric car empire? Or maybe it's just a metaphor for the wrath of the American people upon a billionaire who dares to criticize their beloved budget bill? I'm no economist, but I'm pretty sure that "PORKY PIG PARTY" is not actually a political party, Elon. And Trump, buddy, you're not exactly known for your subtlety or grasp on reality, but threatening to take away Musk's subsidies and "close up shop" seems like a pretty empty threat. I mean, can't we just have one administration without a Twitter feud with a billionaire entrepreneur who's just trying to save the planet?