Why This Can't Be News:

Oh boy, it looks like we've got a real "buzz kill" on our hands! It seems some folks are trying to pop the UFO party balloon by claiming that the infamous "Tic Tac" footage was just some fancy man-made technology created by Lockheed Martin. Yeah, because nothing says "intelligent design" like a drone shaped like a Tic Tac mints box.

I mean, come on, experts! You're telling me that this so-called "psionic control" is just some new-age mumbo-jumbo? That's not going to fly (pun intended) with the serious UFO enthusiasts out there. And don't even get me started on the whole "reverse-engineering non-human technology" thing – it sounds like someone's been binge-watching too much sci-fi.

But seriously, folks, if we're going to talk about "advanced mental or neurological means," I think we should also consider the possibility that these Navy pilots were just really, really good at playing "spot the UFO" during their training exercises. I mean, who needs aliens when you've got some talented aviators on board? And don't even get me started on the whole "lack of visible lift mechanisms" thing – maybe it's just a super-advanced stealth tech or something... or you know, maybe it's actually flying saucers.

Anyway, I'm sure we'll never really know what's going on here because, as we all know, government agencies are notorious for their transparency and honesty. wink wink In any case, I think I'll just stick to my tin foil hat and continue to believe that the truth is out there... or at least in this article.