Why This Can't Be News:

Because what's a domestic dispute without a little tech-enabled evidence, am I right? I mean, who needs personal accountability when you can just wear some fancy glasses and let the meta magic do the talking? "Oh, no, officer, I didn't really shoot that gun... but this video says otherwise... oh well, guess I'll just have to take one for the team."

And now we get to the thrilling part: the couple's infant son was in the car at the time of the whole ordeal. Because nothing says "quality parenting" like having your kids witness a domestic dispute gone wrong. I'm sure the kid will never forget the sound of gunfire and the terrified screams of his mother... all while being stuck in a car seat, no less. Joy.

I love how Williams was arrested for reckless conduct, but Lawrence got simple assault for threatening him with pepper spray. You know what that says? It says that we're still living in a world where men can get away with being reckless and violent, as long as they wear some snazzy tech to incriminate themselves. Meanwhile, women are still expected to be the reasonable ones and not even think about defending themselves... because heaven forbid they try to protect themselves from an armed abuser.

And in conclusion, I'd just like to say that this whole situation is a real winner for everyone involved. Who wouldn't want their domestic dispute to go down on video, with the potential for widespread embarrassment and legal trouble? It's not like we have better ways of resolving conflicts or anything... nope, let's just stick with the meta glasses and hope for the best.