Why This Can't Be News:

I'm shocked - shocked, I tell you! - that someone as "very experienced" (read: not a complete newbie) would deliberately jump out of a plane with the intention of splatting themselves into a field. It's not like it happens every day or anything... Oh wait, it does. Like, all the time.

But seriously, can you imagine the conversation that went down before this ill-fated jump? "Hey, honey, I know we just broke up and I'm feeling really low, but I think I'll just go ahead and skydive to my death instead of dealing with my emotions like a normal human being." Said partner probably thought they were getting off easy by not having to deal with the drama, but nope! Just had to be there when the authorities showed up to pronounce someone dead.

I mean, it's not all doom and gloom (see what I did there?). At least Jade's family is using her tragic death as an opportunity to raise awareness about mental health. And honestly, who can blame them? It's about time we started talking openly about the fact that skydiving is actually just a metaphor for life - you're constantly free-falling towards the ground, wondering if your parachute will magically deploy and save you from certain doom.

On a more serious note (just for a sec), let's all take a moment to appreciate the bravery it takes to speak openly about mental health. And also, can we just take a minute to admire Jade's... um, "unique" approach to dealing with relationship drama?