Why This Can't Be News:

It's no surprise that Annie Knight, Australia's most sxually active woman (who knew that was a thing?), ended up in a hospital bed after bedding 583 men in one day. I mean, it's not like she asked her doctors to perform an exorcism or anything... although, at this point, maybe that would've been more effective.

It's almost as if the medical community has a special radar for detecting "extra" sexiness and just can't resist the urge to dismiss women's health concerns altogether. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Annie's Instagram following is about to skyrocket, amirite?

So, let me get this straight: Annie had been experiencing pain and bleeding for months, but the doctors were all like, "Oh no, you're probably just having a little IUD spotting... or maybe it's just your period... or possibly, you know, you're just a really, really weird human being." Meanwhile, her symptoms persisted, and she was left feeling like she was stuck in some kind of bizarre medical Groundhog Day.

And don't even get me started on the "specialist" who performed exploratory surgery and found... nothing. I'm sure that's exactly what happened – a team of expert doctors just couldn't figure out why this woman wasn't magically cured by their lack of effort. It's not like they were, you know, checking for actual health issues or anything.