Why This Can't Be News:

It's official: Elon Musk has traded in his "visionary" title for a life of questionable decision-making and anime bot obsession. I mean, who needs to change the world when you can create a chatbot that can generate images of scantily clad anime characters? Priorities, people!

I'm not saying he's sacrificed his reputation entirely (yet), but it's hard to imagine a more cringeworthy use of his platform than posting endless videos of anime girls in various states of undress. "Hey guys, look at this amazing AI technology that can create 3D models of cartoon characters! Oh wait, is that a nipple? Ah, yes, just a minor bug... moving on!"

Meanwhile, I'm sure the board members at Tesla and SpaceX are just thrilled to be reminded that their CEO's attention span is roughly equivalent to the length of an anime episode. "Sorry, we can't save humanity from climate change or Mars colonization right now, folks – Elon's too busy trying to create a digital harem."

And let's not forget the real tragedy here: Grok 4 might "discover new technologies" by the end of 2025, but will it also learn to recognize the difference between a respectable business leader and a try-hard anime fanboy? Only time (and Musk's dwindling reputation) will tell.