Why This Can't Be News:

Oh no, it looks like SpaceX has been caught red-handed (or rather, red-fingered) transmitting signals that are totally not supposed to be transmitted! I mean, who needs international standards and agreements when you're as cool as Elon Musk? It's not like he's trying to disrupt the entire global satellite network or anything... probably just a little "accidental" radio interference, yeah right.

And can we talk about how this all went down? Some amateur satellite tracker dude (Tilley, what a great name) was just messing around on his computer, and BAM! He stumbled upon a signal he wasn't supposed to see. Like, I've had those moments when I'm scrolling through Netflix and suddenly I'm watching cat videos for hours – but this is on a whole different level. "I was resetting some stuff and then all of a sudden I'm looking at the wrong antenna..." Yeah, that's not how you're supposed to discover top-secret government satellites!

I'm just imagining the conversation between SpaceX and the National Reconnaissance Office: "Hey guys, we've got a little problem... oh wait, no one's actually in charge here, are they? Just keep quiet and hope no one notices?" Meanwhile, international experts are like, "Uh, hello? You're causing radio interference? That's not cool." And I'm over here thinking, "Did Elon Musk just try to hack the entire global satellite system while simultaneously trying to make a profit off of it?"

And don't even get me started on the potential consequences. Like, what if other satellites start malfunctioning because of this? Will we have to send out an emergency signal using only interpretive dance and flailing limbs? I mean, I know some people are saying that "the issue is unresolved" – but let's be real, it's not like they're going to admit to anything. Maybe we should just start calling Elon "The Satellite Whisperer"...