Why This Can't Be News:

Oh, great, just what we needed - a group of hackers going full-on vigilante and exposing the super-secret identities of hundreds of government officials. I mean, who needs privacy when you're trying to fight crime? It's not like these people have families or anything that could be affected by this doxxing business. Nope, let's just plaster their names all over the internet for the world to see! And what's with the "I want my MONEY MEXICO" nonsense? Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that these hackers have chosen to target officials from the Department of Homeland Security and Immigration and Customs Enforcement. I mean, who wouldn't want to mess with the people trying to keep our borders safe and our country secure? It's not like they're going to retaliate or anything... oh wait, they probably will. But hey, at least we'll have some juicy gossip to distract us from the impending doom that is likely to ensue.

And let's not forget about the "claim" that Mexican cartels are offering thousands of dollars for doxing agents. Yeah, because nothing says "credible source" like an anonymous internet user with a bad haircut and a penchant for all caps. I'm sure it has absolutely no connection to the fact that these hackers just happen to be targeting people who work for agencies that deal with... you know, cartels.

In conclusion, I'd just like to say that this whole situation is a real "win-win" for everyone involved. The government officials get to have their personal information splashed all over the internet, and the hackers get to feel good about themselves while probably getting ready to cash in on some sweet, sweet cryptocurrency rewards. It's like a never-ending cycle of chaos and hilarity! (Just kidding, it's actually really scary.)