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Meet the first pumpkin ever to break the 3,000-pound barrier

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Animals54

10 Times Rogue Deer Caused Havoc In 2026, Including Breaking Into A Bank And Destroying A Laundromat

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‘I just saw this furry brown bottom disappear!’ In search of Samba – the fearless fugitive capybara

Man trots through McDonald's Drive-Thru on his horse and staff's reaction is heartwarming

Government & Politics21

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Luxury liner with secret military past set to surpass ex-US Navy carrier as world’s largest artificial diving reef

For the first time in more than 100 years, a long-lost animal has returned to the San Mateo County coast

'Say Pedophiles!' Ohio Man Hits Ramaswamy With Photo Op He Didn't See Coming

Bizarre Medicine7

Sports15

Mom of 3 Year Old Soccer Star Says Her Son Cried Thinking He Should Have “Not Scored So Many Times” After Police Were Called

Donald Trump Repeats Bizarre 2024 Story About Arnold Palmer's 'Unbelievable' Manhood: 'This Man Was Strong and Tough'

Everything Else61

Dumb Crime63

Florida man threatens to shoot deputies, bites K-9 while hiding in palm fronds, sheriff’s office says

Judge to hear from city inspectors on South Chicago Chapel funeral home where 55 decomposing bodies were found

Internet & Viral64

More Than $200K Raised For Family Of FL Father Who Drowned Trying To Save Bird

Space & Science49

A stone tomb with two long “antennae” stood in the Sahara unexplained for millennia; archaeologists have now dated it to about 4,400 years ago

The Brain-Eating Amoeba Kills 97% of Its Victims. Scientists May Have Found a Way to Stop It in Hours

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This 11-Foot-Wide, Bowl-Shaped Object Was Found in a Minnesota Cornfield. Experts Suspect It’s a Stray Rocket Part

Tech & AI29

Food & Drink19

World26

“You Could See Something Happen to Them, Like a Spring Flower Waiting Through Winter.” How Two Bored Belgians Broke the Backyard Ultra World Record.

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