News Too Weird to Be Real, Grouped by Story

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Man completes round-the-world journey after walking 50,000 km over 28 years... Embraces mother and says, “Sorry to have kept you waiting”

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Animals30

Deer freed from plastic pumpkin stuck on head for 10 days

3news.com1h
UPI14h

Mum, 38, caught in ‘disgusting’ act with dog

couriermail.com.au1d
news.com.auOct 19

Florida woman allegedly hits friend with a brick over loose pet snakes in his house, then offers six words to the police

Branson Aquarium breaks world record for largest Santa hat

ozarksfirst.com1d
ky3.com5d

Loggerhead sea turtle to return to sea after seven surgeries

CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Florida deputies wrangle massive alligator displaced by flooding

1 sourcetorontosun.com6h

The son of a Wigan man, ruled to have been trampled to death by cattle 21 years ago, wants the case reopening

1 sourcewigantoday.net13h

Binturong breakout means Tallinn Zoo without a single Nicobar pigeon left alive

1 sourceerr.ee13h

Wingnut Jake Lang storms Sea-Meow to save children from adoptable kittens

1 sourceBoing Boing14h

Bull and heifer captured after five days on the loose in Massachusetts

1 sourceUPI14h

Tech & AI10

1960 Machine Man robot sells for an astounding $134,550 at Ohio vintage toy auction

AZ Central1d
einpresswire.com1d

AI agents are developing odd dialects humans struggle to follow

Two Solo Bitcoin Miners Beat Million-to-One Odds to Win $230,000

Man accused of stealing Tesla Cybertruck, posing as security guard at Jewish temple

1 sourcelocal12.com12h

Late Kim Sung-jae Returns Through AI: DEUX to Release 4th Full-Length Album After 31 Years

1 sourcesbs.co.kr18h

Chinese Dating App Promises Marriage in 3 Years or Money Back

1 sourcethemarysue.com1d

Dictionaries Pick Some Pretty Weird Cars For Their Representative Illustrations

1 sourcetheautopian.com1d

Anti-Tesla professor shares bizarre confession that he pooped in car before selling it

1 sourcebizpacreview.com2d

Find My AI Chips: the US Plans to Track GPUs Abroad

1 sourceieee.org1d

Microsoft patents an AI that changes what you say during a live broadcast

1 sourceBoing Boing1d

Internet & Viral44

Ole Miss coed caught making racist monkey noises outside black students’ door drops out

AI-generated image of lions on Akron streets sparks escape rumours; US zoo issues clarification

Mystery woman giggling through Trump’s C-SPAN call has internet playing detective

Ohio State suspends fraternity while investigating a video showing men engulfed in flames

cleveland19.com1d
13abc.com2d

Firecrackers can cure diseases: Bengal BJP MLA's bizarre remark goes viral

india.com1d
indiatoday.in2d

Hundreds Try (And Fail) To Push The Bean ‘7 Inches To The Left’

Do spicy noodles make people dance? Buldak thinks so

NY Post1d
guinnessworldrecords.comOct 7

Bridezilla slammed after demanding bridesmaids GAIN weight so she can look skinnier on her big day

thesun.ie1d
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Dear Abby: Is this a trend in baby photos, or are the parents just weird?

eastbaytimes.com3d
Mercury News3d

Florida Prop Plane Makes Wild Freeway Landing

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Dumb Crime44

High school football parent caught on camera pooping in rival school’s hallway, police say

Missing baby found alive buried in dog crate in South Carolina

Florida Woman Goes After Ex’s Pokémon Cards, Returns for Bong, Ends Up Fighting Felony Charges, Police Say

Texas man who met Ohio teen on Call of Duty gets 30 years in prison

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nbc4i.com2d

Florida man forfeits smuggled ancient Torahs, Mesopotamian tablets

What happens now after man accused of locking 16 kids in a squalid room found unfit to stand trial

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Florida man faces multiple charges for allegedly urinating on family

GTA 6 launch day set to spark sickie crisis as millions of Brits plan to skip work

dangerousminds.net1d
Daily StarOct 22

Florida Man Calls 911 on His Own Police Backup After Spotting a Black Deputy at His Door

Florida Woman Suspected of DUI Asks Arresting Officer for a Date, Begs Him to Take Her Home

1 sourceYahoo2h

Bizarre Medicine9

'I worked in a hospital – one patient's final words will haunt me for life'

'Mystery condition left me needing to go to the loo 40 times a day'

1 sourceThe Mirror13h

Woman's skin 'melted' after reaction to common drugs - twice

1 sourceThe Mirror1h

Santa Barbara Half Marathon Broke Records as Runners Continue to Report “Unusual Symptoms”

1 sourceedhat.com18h

Woman, 29, has trouble talking or eating after simple op to 'fix posture'

1 sourceThe Mirror19h

The weird and brilliant innovations that led to electroconvulsive therapy—and the mystery of why it works

1 sourcefastcompany.com22h

70 Unbelievable Stories About People Who Met Their End In The Strangest Ways

1 sourceboredpanda.com1d

Pharmacists warn women not to put allergy tablets in their vaginas amid social media trend

1 sourceNY Post2d

Woman with rare inherited disease explains decision to have children

1 sourceThe Mirror1d

Sports26

Chimney to sky: They launched from a giant human catapult

The Independent1h
redbull.com1d

Eternal King Kazu! Kazuyoshi Miura makes history again with record-breaking appearance at 59

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Chosun3d

Michael Jordan’s Priceless Reaction Caught On Camera As His NASCAR Driver Wrecks Car In Bizarre Crash [VIDEO]

Sweynesday heads odds in lottery field for The Hunter

1 sourcejusthorseracing.com.au1h

Japanese wrestler can wear mask during meetings after being elected to council

1 sourceMetro4h

RedHawks penalized for videoboard uprights in odd end to half vs Ohio

1 sourceYahoo6h

Dan Orlovsky Makes The Weirdest And Funniest Comment About His Wife On Live TV & NFL Fans Can’t Believe It [VIDEO]

1 sourcetotalprosports.com14h

Horsham FC lose by odd goal in five to AFC Totton – the match in 38 pictures

1 sourcesussexexpress.co.uk15h

Pat McAfee repeatedly warns Josh Allen 'we're live' in strange MNF moment

1 sourceThe Mirror1d

WTGL launch day provides a glimpse into golf's strange new world

Yahoo22h
golf.com1d

Space & Science39

University of Oklahoma paleontologists identified only the second crinoid fossil ever found with preserved soft tissue — the tube feet of Dendrocrinus simcoensis, dated to about 450 million years ago

sciencedaily.com1h
spacedaily.comSep 14

'One-in-a-million' bright yellow fish discovered in New York in stunning find

President Trump Refers to Military Reports on Strange Objects in the Sky

A 3,000-year-old Spanish treasure contains two unusual iron objects; chemical tests suggest they may have been crafted from metal that fell to Earth in meteorites

Times of India10h
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237-million-year-old fossils reveal a bizarre armored sea amphibian

A Japanese Spacecraft Is Chasing a Space Rock That Defies Gravity. The Best Explanation Just Took a Hit

biggo.com13h
Gizmodo18h

A Grape-Sized Kidney Stone Reveals the Agony of a Man Who Lived 5,300 Years Ago

Scientists rescued about 160 tadpoles from the ashes of Australia's Black Summer fires, raised the rare species in captivity and have now released 53 giant burrowing frogs into the forests where they

Times of India22h
The Guardian6d

a partial egg reconstructed from fragments next to a box of more fragments

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Moa egg bought by Colossal Biosciences returns to NZ iwi after 60 years in private American collection

A desert stirs to life: Chile's Atacama erupts in its biggest floral display in decades

Government & Politics6

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How SS United States will sink to create largest artificial reef

Did the President Get His Dana Whites Confused?

Madison Avenue road diet delayed after crack found in retaining wall, ‘workers disappeared’

1 sourcewrtv.com1d

Kentucky Dem wins election in literal coin-toss after getting same number of votes as GOP opponent

1 sourceThe Mirror1d

Two men accused of stealing light poles during St. Lucie County flooding emergency

1 sourcecbs12.com3d

'Fiery, but mostly peaceful': Trump shares bizarre AI video of UFC fighters beating up journalists at White House

1 sourcewionews.com2d

Food & Drink9

CHIPOTLE BRINGS BACK RECORD-BREAKING "TATTED LIKE A CHIPOTLE BAG" BOGO ON FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13

Body cam shows police chief found in unmarked cruiser with vodka

Great Beerd Run 5K returns to Grand Traverse Resort and Spa after years on hiatus

1 sourceupnorthlive.com5h

Whisky Gift Ideas: This Rare Scotch Whisky Has a Story You Won’t Believe

1 sourcewhiskymonkeys.com14h

This creepy-cute zombie Hello Kitty cookie is too pretty to eat

1 sourceBoing Boing18h

Starbucks Japan unveils new Potato Soupuccino that’s said to be more than just soup

1 sourceSoraNews241d

Owner of Minnesota candy store charged with selling liquor-filled candy without a license

1 sourcemprnews.org2d

Mom accused of taking little girl to Target and using her to steal Lysol, earrings and candy inside pink backpack while she swiped self-tanner learns her fate

1 sourcelawandcrime.com2d

Pokémon doughnuts pop up at Mister Donut, with a new gathering that’s bigger than ever

1 sourceSoraNews245d

World18

5 Orangutans Found in Odisha Forest, International Smuggling Racket Suspected

Russian paraglider gets caught in power lines 150 metres above ground in Himachal; dramatic rescue caught on camera

1 sourceTimes of India2h

Rare Soviet IT-1 Missile Tank Reappears as Ukrainian ARV

1 sourcevoennoedelo.com1h

Japanese viewers of Godzilla Minus Zero angered by unusual number of restroom goers

1 sourceSoraNews244h

Derek Mitchell on going Double Dutch

1 sourcesubstack.com18h

Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns gets new crowdfunding campaign to bring the series back to Japan’s arcades after 28 years, despite tight local regulations

1 sourceautomaton-media.com19h

Canadian Town Fills Park With 3,641 Pumpkins in Record-Breaking Attempt

1 sourceAOL22h

WATCH VIDEO: ‘You Sound British’ – Tourist’s Compliment to Indian Street Vendor Takes a Funny Turn, Her Epic Reply Wins Hearts Online

1 sourcesundayguardianlive.com1d

Japanese convenience store offering chance to have your shopping be effectively free for one day

1 sourceSoraNews241d

Putin Negotiating For Iran? Sanctioned Russian Military Jet Makes Mystery Landing In Israel

1 sourceTimes of India1d

Everything Else46

The World's Largest Weathervane, a DC-3 in Whitehorse

Atlas Obscura6h
generalaviationnews.comOct 2

'I've buried a 737 jet in my back garden to be a war bunker and party pad'

Daily Star1d
The Mirror1d

Nudity, ‘adult playrooms’ and strict rules: On board the world’s biggest ‘lifestyle’ cruise

timesnownews.com1d
CNN2d

What are the odds? Florida Lotto 'angel numbers' draw: $11 million on 11/11

tcpalm.com2d
heraldtribune.com2d

2000 AD Covers Uncovered: Toby Willsmer’s weird forest Rogue (and Ewoks in his head) for Prog 2508

1 source2000ad.com1h

'World's dirtiest man' refused to wash for 60 years

1 sourceDaily Star1h

It’s Florida, Man. Season 3 to Premiere on December 4

IMDb6h
vitalthrills.com9h

Rare £1 coin with 'wrong colour' worth 46 times as much if it has this error

1 sourcecambridge-news.co.uk8h

This ocean liner was the world's fastest. It's being sunk to make the largest artificial reef

1 sourcedecaturdaily.com6h

Artist Phil Lambert creates world's biggest soil painting

1 sourceBBC6h

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CantBeNews: strange-but-true news from 350 outlets, grouped by story

Man completes round-the-world journey after walking 50,000 km over 28 years... Embraces mother and says, “Sorry to have kept you waiting”

Animals30

Deer freed from plastic pumpkin stuck on head for 10 days

Mum, 38, caught in ‘disgusting’ act with dog

Florida woman allegedly hits friend with a brick over loose pet snakes in his house, then offers six words to the police

Branson Aquarium breaks world record for largest Santa hat

Loggerhead sea turtle to return to sea after seven surgeries

A Goat Hilariously Jumps a Fence To Escape a Persistent Bunny

Tech & AI10

1960 Machine Man robot sells for an astounding $134,550 at Ohio vintage toy auction

AI agents are developing odd dialects humans struggle to follow

Two Solo Bitcoin Miners Beat Million-to-One Odds to Win $230,000

Internet & Viral44

Ole Miss coed caught making racist monkey noises outside black students’ door drops out

AI-generated image of lions on Akron streets sparks escape rumours; US zoo issues clarification

Mystery woman giggling through Trump’s C-SPAN call has internet playing detective

Ohio State suspends fraternity while investigating a video showing men engulfed in flames

Firecrackers can cure diseases: Bengal BJP MLA's bizarre remark goes viral

Hundreds Try (And Fail) To Push The Bean ‘7 Inches To The Left’

Do spicy noodles make people dance? Buldak thinks so

Bridezilla slammed after demanding bridesmaids GAIN weight so she can look skinnier on her big day

Dear Abby: Is this a trend in baby photos, or are the parents just weird?

Florida Prop Plane Makes Wild Freeway Landing

Wife of NBA fan kicked out in viral moment by Luka Dončić responds to the incident

Dumb Crime44

High school football parent caught on camera pooping in rival school’s hallway, police say

Missing baby found alive buried in dog crate in South Carolina

Florida Woman Goes After Ex’s Pokémon Cards, Returns for Bong, Ends Up Fighting Felony Charges, Police Say

Texas man who met Ohio teen on Call of Duty gets 30 years in prison

Florida man forfeits smuggled ancient Torahs, Mesopotamian tablets

What happens now after man accused of locking 16 kids in a squalid room found unfit to stand trial

Florida man faces multiple charges for allegedly urinating on family

GTA 6 launch day set to spark sickie crisis as millions of Brits plan to skip work

Florida Man Calls 911 on His Own Police Backup After Spotting a Black Deputy at His Door

Florida Grandma Charged After Allegedly Stealing Inflatable Halloween Ghost from Neighbor’s Porch

Florida Woman Living in a U-Haul Pleads With Police After Hit-and-Run Complaint

‘This Is Incredible,’ ‘Made Me Smile’ — CFB Fans Elated as Utah HC Morgan Scalley Improbably Gets His Stolen Helmet Back After 22 Years

Bizarre Medicine9

'I worked in a hospital – one patient's final words will haunt me for life'

Sports26

Chimney to sky: They launched from a giant human catapult

Eternal King Kazu! Kazuyoshi Miura makes history again with record-breaking appearance at 59

Michael Jordan’s Priceless Reaction Caught On Camera As His NASCAR Driver Wrecks Car In Bizarre Crash [VIDEO]