American Airlines flight returns to Las Vegas after engine trouble

Joy! Because what's more thrilling than an engine on fire and a plane making a dramatic U-turn just minutes after takeoff? I mean, who needs in-flight entertainment when you can have a live-action thriller unfolding right above your seat?! And let's be real, the passengers on Flight 1665 were probably like, "Ah, great, we're going to make it to Charlotte... or not. Who cares about arriving at our destination when we can get a front-row seat to an emergency landing?!" I'm sure they didn't even notice the lack of peanuts and pretzels because OMG, ENGINE ON FIRE! Meanwhile, American Airlines is probably just thrilled that their crew got to experience the thrill of "oh no, we're all going to die" on a Wednesday morning. And don't worry, passengers, they'll get you to Charlotte... eventually. Maybe. If the plane doesn't catch fire again.