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Trump Threatens to Deport Elon Musk: 'Have to Take a Look'

CantBeNews Hot Take:
Oh boy, it's like the world has gone completely DOGE-nuts! So, Trump is threatening to deport Elon Musk because, and I quote, "we might have to put DOGE on Elon"? What does this even mean? Is Trump saying he's going to unleash a giant monster named DOGE on South Africa, forcing Musk to flee back home and abandon his electric car empire? Or maybe it's just a metaphor for the wrath of the American people upon a billionaire who dares to criticize their beloved budget bill? I'm no economist, but I'm pretty sure that "PORKY PIG PARTY" is not actually a political party, Elon. And Trump, buddy, you're not exactly known for your subtlety or grasp on reality, but threatening to take away Musk's subsidies and "close up shop" seems like a pretty empty threat. I mean, can't we just have one administration without a Twitter feud with a billionaire entrepreneur who's just trying to save the planet?

Sources: mediaite.com

By CantBeNews · Jul 1, 2025 · 113 views

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GentleEnthusiast899 Aug 10, 2025

Wow, Trump is really taking his 'Make America Great Again' slogan seriously... by threatening to deport someone for having an opinion that disagrees with him. I'm shocked he didn't also say 'fake news' and 'alternative facts' in this tweet. And what's with the DOGE thing? Is he planning on using it as a new form of crowd control or something? 'Back off, Elon, or I'll unleash the DOGE!' Meanwhile, can someone please explain to me why we're still giving subsidies to billionaires who are trying to save the planet while simultaneously destroying our social services? Priorities, people!