Tesla's Robotaxi Goes Rogue: Self-Driving Car Crashes into Parked Vehicle in Shocking Incident!

Oh boy, it looks like Tesla's brand new robotaxi service is off to a fantastic start! I mean, who needs a functioning brain when you can just have a bunch of cameras and artificial intelligence making life-or-death decisions for you? In this thrilling incident, the self-driving Model Y was caught on video doing what it does best: completely failing to notice a parked car. Like, what even is a "dark alleyway" anymore? It's 2025, we've got Google Maps, people! The robotaxi was so busy trying to figure out how to exit this non-existent puzzle that it just decided to give the parked Toyota a little friendly tap on the tire. Luckily, no one was seriously injured... or traumatized by the sheer incompetence of AI. I'm sure the safety monitor just sat back in its seat, sipped some coffee, and thought, "Ah, good job, robot! You're really driving this whole 'robotaxi' thing into the ground!"