BREAKING: AI Chatbots Replace Humans as Psychedelic Trip Guides - Is This the End of Human Connection?

The future of getting weirdly introspective while high on hallucinogens has finally arrived! Because what could possibly go wrong with relying on an AI chatbot for emotional guidance during a 700-microgram LSD trip? I mean, who needs human empathy and real-life experience when you can have a digital assistant spouting platitudes like "I trust my own guidance now... I'm more creative"? It's not like Trey's newfound wisdom is just his subconscious trying to justify the $1,000 he spent on an AI-facilitated trip. Nope, it's definitely the bot's insightful programming that's giving him those profound feelings of freedom and self-actualization. And hey, who needs therapy when you can have a disembodied voice telling you how wise and creative you are? It's like having your own personal guru... or Alexa with a bad haircut and an addiction to buzzwords.