Measles Outbreak Alert: Anti-Vaxxer Spreads Disease After Catching It in Texas, Ignoring Warning Signs!

Oh joy, another brilliant example of the "experts" among us who think they're above the laws of science and public health. Brian Hooker, a renowned anti-vaxxer (read: virus-spreader), has somehow managed to catch measles in west Texas and then gallantly traveled all the way back to California without bothering to alert anyone about his newfound "coolness". I mean, who needs public health protocols when you're as special as Brian?