EXCLUSIVE: Far-Right 'Whites-Only' Community Expands to Missouri - What's Next?

I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear that a group of folks is trying to create a "whites-only" community in Arkansas. I mean, what's next? A club for people who don't like Brussels sprouts or a support group for those who can't stand the sound of their neighbor's lawnmower? It's madness, I tell you! And now they're looking to expand into Missouri? That's just peachy. I'm sure all the non-white, non-Christian, and LGBT+ folks in Springfield are just thrilled about this development.

But hey, who am I kidding? This is America, where freedom means being able to hate whoever you want as long as it's not me or my cat. And let's be real, "traditional views" is just code for "we don't like people who are different from us." Meanwhile, the group's co-founder Eric Orwoll is out here asking if we can have a white nation and build a white town? Um, isn't that what the whole country was founded on - excluding everyone else? I guess some things never change.

So, it looks like RTTL has already established two sites in Arkansas, complete with cabins, roads, wells, and a schoolhouse. Because nothing says "separating ourselves from a failing modern society" like building your own tiny, isolated community that's probably going to be plagued by incest and poor sanitation. But hey, at least they have their own school! I'm sure the curriculum will include important lessons on how to hate people who aren't like you.

And let me get this straight - they're looking to expand into the Appalachian mountains? Because nothing says "returning to pastoral living" like setting up shop in one of the poorest, most isolated regions of the country. It's like they want to recreate the entire history of white America in miniature form: exclude everyone else, exploit natural resources, and then cry about how hard life is when it all falls apart.